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EP1315: My girlfriend has a hot guy friend! | Reddit Stories

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Comedy, Improv

4.3 β€’ 580 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 15 December 2023

⏱️ 25 minutes

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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - Long-distance girlfriend [28F] has close male friend who likes her, I'm [28M] wondering what to do [wholesome update]


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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. My long-distance girlfriend tells me not to worry

0:06.6

about her hot guy friend. Should I leave her? This is OkOP where we read the craziest true

0:11.8

stories on earth. I'm John and Sam. The question is, should this person leave the relationship?

0:17.5

How hot is he? And how much physical touch have you seen in her stories? Here's the thing. Here's the thing. They are almost as hot as big protein. Big protein is pretty hot. Sexy Mr. Beast over here. If he's sexy Mr. Beast, I'm fucking leaving. Right? I'm leaving. I don't know if I can handle it. You can't resist really. You can't resist the beast. That's right. I do have a okay story. Okay story alert. Yeah, about a girl that did leave her boyfriend for me. For you? I also have a story of a girl that left her husband for me. Oh my gosh. Double okay story time. Yeah, we'll get to it at the end okay but for now let's get into this

0:55.4

one user isn't real love says my girlfriend is righteous fair and caring to the extreme she wouldn't

1:00.7

hurt a fly case and point i once killed an aunt that was on the table and she actually cried

1:06.2

with real tears wow would you kill me if i was a? Because she cares and because she can't see any being no matter which one be in pain. She should be a Jainist. They don't kill bugs. I love that you know that. I was going to reference that too. Hey, look at us, woke brothers over here. Yeah, yeah, there we go. All right. Look up Jainist. They don't kill bugs. That's basically all I know. Now, on to my issue. We're in a long distance relationship, and there's this guy at her work that is really desperately in love with her, in my opinion. I want to, what are the receipts? Show me. Prove it. It started out as them becoming running partners while she was preparing for a marathon.

1:48.5

They run together three times a week before work and long runs at that.

1:51.9

Sometimes between 20 and 30 kilometers.

1:54.2

That is a long run.

1:54.8

That's a long run. Getting your heart rate up.

1:56.2

Endurance.

1:56.8

Moving together.

1:58.1

It sounds like other activities like that.

2:00.5

Working out. I'll withhold a judgment. I'll withhold judgment. I have run with my female friends who have

2:05.9

boyfriends or significant others, but not but 30 kilometers. They all left them for Sam. Not just

2:10.6

kidding. No sex. They talk a lot during those and got to know each other. They hang out at work.

2:16.0

They eat together and then they talk more.

2:18.2

They are both kind of foodies. Actually, that's one of the special things between me and her.

2:22.7

So they exchanged things that they cooked. For example, jam in exchange for honey, homemade bread,

2:28.7

things like that. It's stacking. Then sometimes they go to parties together. Though as far as I know, he's invited

2:35.6

her a couple times and she's always declined to go to a party with just with him. Okay, so O.P's going.

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