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EP1306: TIFU when I asked my gf to come up with reasons why we might break up - r/BestofRedditorUpdates | Reddit Stories

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Comedy, Improv

4.3 β€’ 580 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 10 December 2023

⏱️ 23 minutes

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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - TIFU when I asked my gf to come up with reasons why we might break up


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0:00.0

This is an I heart podcast.

0:02.5

Guaranteed human.

0:04.4

I'm breaking up with my girlfriend because she hit a huge present that she got from her ex.

0:09.4

John, what do you think?

0:10.6

Is this a breakup worthy?

0:12.4

What kind of present would your girlfriend have to receive from an ex for you to be,

0:16.9

to consider bringing a house?

0:19.3

A house.

0:20.6

A house. So if for X, you get x gave a house i'm like don't do that

0:24.1

bro but then you have a house that you can stay in oh that's funny you're right actually we could rent

0:29.5

it out get passive income yeah maybe i just continue to siphon from the end you're saying if

0:33.5

naiva got a house from an ex you you would be like, no, return it.

0:38.4

You're right.

0:38.9

I'll be like, keep that.

0:40.0

I'm a filthy liar.

0:41.3

But I, yeah, I kind of, I guess it depends on the gift. But if I'm going off rip with no context, which is what we're doing here, I'm like, kind of like, what's the big deal? I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What are you hiding? I don't know.

0:50.6

All right.

0:50.8

Well,

0:51.1

let's get into it.

0:52.1

So my girlfriend

0:52.8

and I were lying in bed last night,

0:54.8

cuddling and shitting.

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