EP1303: I just found out what my husband is REALLY doing at work… | Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 9 December 2023
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - My husband has ruined both our lives by asking me to double up his lunch serving for work.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | My husband keeps asking for extra food and I'm suspicious about who he's giving it to. |
| 0:10.2 | Riley, uh, who would Opie's husband have to give this extra food to for you to be like divorce |
| 0:16.0 | worthy? |
| 0:16.5 | Hopefully he's giving it to the orphans. |
| 0:18.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:18.4 | Orphans. |
| 0:18.9 | Oh yeah. |
| 0:19.1 | So if Opie's husband is giving it to the orphans, Riley is like, no, those orphans deserve to starve. Yeah. You got the government. What am I putting my tax dollars into? I hope orphan feeding. Mm-hmm. Are the orphans being fed? I don't know. Let us know in the comment. All right. So let's go into it. I'm on a throwaway account because I still haven't fully decided on divorce, but I'm 95% sure of it. |
| 0:43.2 | Me, female, 26, and my husband, male 25 and I have been married for almost two years and have a six month old baby. |
| 0:49.9 | I work part time only to supplement our income and to pay for the legal process of getting him documented, which I guess he's out of the country. |
| 0:57.1 | So we are very fortunate that it seems to maybe be an easy process of maybe two years max for his residency. |
| 1:03.8 | But now I'm going to cancel everything and ask for a divorce. |
| 1:08.3 | Why though? |
| 1:09.4 | Why? |
| 1:09.8 | Let's see. |
| 1:10.3 | My routine used to be that I wake up one and a half hours |
| 1:13.9 | before him in the morning and make him lunch and pack everything for him for work and have his |
| 1:18.9 | breakfast, coffee, and clothes ready for him to wake up, eat, get dressed, and head out within 30 |
| 1:24.7 | minutes. Wow. What a wife. That is very nice of you. Very considerate. |
| 1:29.3 | Very considerate. My grandma does that for my grandpa. That's really cute. Yeah. A little southern |
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