Folding Pocket

It's time now for the chipping forecast, issued by Folding Pocket on behalf of Andrew Cotter, Eddie Pepperall and special guest Ian Carter. Hello and welcome once again to the chipping forecast.

That's a smooth start, Andrew, well done professional.

I am Andrew Cotter and our special guest, every week, a regular special guest, is Ian Carter.

Hello, Ian. Hello, Andrew. Oh, energetic. And Eddie Pepperl is our, well, I don't know what he is. He's our regular insider, man in the know, the talent of the team, who is up a mountain in Crohn-surcier. How are you, Eddie?

I'm all right, Andrew. There's a bit of strange sounds going on, so I don't know that way into the next thing is great. I know there's a delay on the line. I'm particularly tired, so I'm going to just come in intermittently a bit like my wife I see on today's episode, I think. Okay. I'm not sure if that's an early edit, but I'll tell you what it is.

It's an early edit on the delay, as you mentioned, because you are staying, you're obviously

staying, I thought you were loaded.

You're staying in the, everything's very expensive there.

You're staying in the Crohn's Surcercerre equivalent of the Premier Inn, which is advertised

by Lenny Federer and the Wi-Fi is not so good there. So there is a big delay on the line. So I can see, we can see you, though. You've got a lamp growing out of your head, but also we can see that it's a, well, it's a beautiful place, Cronsoor, Cere, isn't it? It is, it is, but as you say, it's not cheap.

So a grant for the week doesn't go particularly far here. I've got a bed like a bed sit that's coming out of the wall. But I've got my own pillow, so that's the main thing. So you travel with your own pillow. I remember Polter used to talk about traveling with his own pillow on his jet, or Tiger Woods Jet who jump on with his own pillow under his arm and say,

Tiger, me and my pillow are coming with you. his own pillow on his jet or Tiger Woods jet who would jump on with his own pillow under

his arm and say, Tiger, me and my pillow are coming with you. Get used to it. Have you got your

own pillow? Yeah, I have. In fact, I bought it at this tournament. He is, strangely enough, a little

shop down the road. It was not cheap again, but lovely, very firm, which is something that

helps my brain

offload its thoughts at night and I'm dreaming sweetly about the middle of the club place.

Okay, we are grappling a little bit with the quality of your Wi-Fi, but why did you not,

having been in Prague or just outside Prague for the Czechmasters, why did you not just have a

lovely drive down through the alps to

croonsour-sierre rather than fly back and fly back out again um would that not have been a lovely

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