EP1278: My psycho mother sh*ts herself at her cousin's wedding - r/entitledpeople | Reddit Story
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🗓️ 26 November 2023
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r/entitledpeople - My psycho mother sh*ts herself at her cousin's wedding
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.6 | Psycho Mom wants to ruin the wedding, |
| 0:06.8 | but I never expected she'd do this. |
| 0:09.9 | Actually accomplish ruining the wedding. |
| 0:12.7 | That's true. |
| 0:13.5 | Maybe she's incompetent at her... |
| 0:15.4 | Incompetent at just ruining everything. |
| 0:18.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:18.6 | But then one day, the stars aligned aligned and she was an asshole in practice and in theory. |
| 0:26.9 | Burnt it to the ground. |
| 0:27.9 | Burned it to the ground. |
| 0:28.7 | Put your guesses below as to what she did. |
| 0:31.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:32.0 | But let's find out. |
| 0:33.0 | I'm back with another story about my crazy mother who I called Light Switch, but I think I want to give |
| 0:38.1 | her a different nickname. I'm going to call her Bell's a bitch. Bell's a bitch. |
| 0:43.6 | Yeah. Like like Beazel, like a, like a Biazelbub. Is that, yeah, what's that? Beazelbub is like, |
| 0:50.5 | it's like another name for, uh, the devil. Oh, yes. That's probably what it is. Um, as she is a literal demon in human form. So I guessed it. You got it. I heard someone say that on TikTok and thought it sounded better. So I'm going to go with that. Everything's better on TikTok. Quick update on my life. I'm still in the process of fixing up my apartment how I like it. My kids are doing well and I am officially divorced. I'm working on a lot and bringing in some decent income. I'm also going to the gym three times a week while doing home exercises and on other days on keto. I'm hoping to at least drop 40 pounds so I can squeeze into some cuter clothes and I've |
| 1:28.3 | already lost a couple pounds. So that's a win for me. 40 pounds. That's pretty good. That's a |
| 1:33.8 | that she's hoping to lose 40 pounds. She has. No, she's lost four pounds. That's a little |
| 1:40.9 | bit different, isn't it? Just four pounds. 40 pounds is a lot. That's true. So that's like four weight classes. That's a little bit different, isn't it? That's four pounds. Forty pounds is a lot. That's true. That's like four weight classes. That's true. This happened when I was in my early 20s. My mother's cousin, Mary, was getting married. She wanted me, my mom, my sister, and a couple other female relatives to be in her wedding party. My mom hated the idea of being a bridesmaid. |
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