EP1259: I’m breaking up with my pregnant girlfriend | Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 17 November 2023
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | I'm abandoning my girlfriend and my baby for good reason. |
| 0:09.8 | Babe. |
| 0:10.8 | The baby keeps crying at 3 a.m. |
| 0:12.9 | When I'm about to break my call of duty record, like my team needs me, babe. |
| 0:17.5 | I have to leave. |
| 0:19.4 | Babe, babe, store-bought milk is good. I need to leave. Babe. Store bought milk is good. |
| 0:22.0 | I need to start my own cow farm. |
| 0:25.1 | I need to start a dairy farm, babe. |
| 0:27.7 | I need to go out and not only get the milk. |
| 0:30.6 | I need to make the milk, babe. |
| 0:32.5 | It's for your own good. |
| 0:33.9 | It's for little Timmy. |
| 0:35.5 | And that's how my dad went to get milk and was gone for five years. |
| 0:40.9 | And became the biggest milk producer this world has ever seen. |
| 0:44.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:45.1 | Have you heard of Altadina? |
| 0:46.7 | Yeah, that's my dad. |
| 0:49.3 | Guessing that's a giant milk company? |
| 0:51.2 | That is a giant milk company, bro. |
| 0:53.8 | Giant mommy milkers. |
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