EP1248: AITA for not attending a friend's birthday that I already RSVP'd for?
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🗓️ 11 November 2023
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r/AITA - AITA for not attending a friend's birthday that I already RSVP'd for?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.2 | I refuse to attend my co-worker's birthday because she had too many rules. |
| 0:09.3 | Birthdays are a lawless place. |
| 0:13.0 | Birthday. |
| 0:13.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:14.0 | Birthdays are a lawless place. |
| 0:16.0 | Lawless place. |
| 0:17.1 | I want to blow out your birthday candles. |
| 0:19.3 | You say I can't blow all your birthday candles. I want to do it. I want to take a poop on your birthday kick. I thought that was it. I just want to go out of the bathroom. You said no. I want your presents. They're mine. They're mine. No mind. What is this rule that the birthday person gets the presents? That's a crazy rule. That's a crazy rule. And I won't stand for it. I'm not coming. Okay. So I, 22 female, had this acquaintance, 22 female, that I know through work. And we became work friends. And we also attended the same university and have mutual friends there. |
| 0:55.0 | Okay. |
| 0:55.5 | Her birthday is coming up and she invited me and those mutual friends to a dinner. |
| 0:59.3 | I was actually excited to go and have a great time because I just got in an apartment. |
| 1:05.1 | Hell yeah. |
| 1:06.0 | Hell yeah. |
| 1:06.7 | It's great for you, O.P. |
| 1:07.8 | Super stressful process. |
| 1:09.0 | And I was also buried in work and school that I didn't really have time to go out the entire semester. That's a crime. That's a crime. That's why there's, I don't know if they can hear. That's a sirens. Okay. Wee. She initially sends the invite with all the details. And so I RSP. But the next day, she sends out a message saying, |
| 1:29.3 | Hey guys, I forgot to mention this on the invite, |
| 1:32.7 | but I do not want any alcohol or substance use going on. |
| 1:37.2 | And also, please don't order any meals with pork or chicken. |
| 1:40.6 | I would like to keep the table in a prescitarian vibe. |
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