EP1244: I’m PREGNANT but I’m a virgin… - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 9 November 2023
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - My boyfriend thinks I cheated on him because I'm pregnant... But I'm a virgin[FINAL UPDATE]
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.6 | You're a podcast, Daddy, and you like to spank us. |
| 0:10.5 | You're a podcast, daddy, and you bought us toys are us. |
| 0:15.1 | I am pregnant, a virgin, and 16, so my boyfriend thinks I cheated. |
| 0:38.1 | Fucking Immaculate Conception. We got Mother Mary over here. You know, Mary, you know, big shout out to Mary, you know, having birthen the goats. The goats. You know, maybe, maybe this baby is going to save us all. That's really the question. We can only hope. Our only hope. Shout out to you, O.P. All right. So yeah, pretty much exactly what the title says. |
| 0:43.4 | I am 16 female, a virgin. So is my boyfriend 16 male. |
| 0:52.4 | Said the two guys who, uh, you know, are still, |
| 0:56.8 | just, |
| 0:57.3 | just, |
| 0:58.1 | just kidding. |
| 1:01.0 | Just kidding. |
| 1:01.9 | Maybe you don't get to know. |
| 1:04.6 | Um, |
| 1:05.0 | we're both young and neither of us were ready for sex. |
| 1:08.3 | Personally, |
| 1:08.9 | it's never been high on my radar. |
| 1:10.6 | And from what he's told me, |
| 1:12.5 | he's the same way. Tell me a 16 year old boy doesn't have sex high on his radar. Sweetheart. |
| 1:18.8 | Girl. Yo. Listen. Riley has a sign for things that I can't say. When I was 16, I had a boner every hour for three years. |
| 1:30.1 | Every time I turned a page, every time I turned a page, a gust of wind of a few molecules |
| 1:36.4 | pushing through the air would cause me. |
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