This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. I banned my sister-in-law from the wedding because my parents love her more than me. Let me explain. My 43 female, fiancee, 38 male, are getting married at the end of next month. It's a second marriage. So he've agreed to keep it incredibly small and intimate. What does that? Like, when people say that is just like, it's our second marriage.

So who like gives a shit?

We're only inviting 25 of our closest friends and family due to tight budget and wanting to

keep things simple.

Fiancé's sister, 42 female, is used to being the center of attention.

And it's been a real issue for my fiance's

entire life. She's the golden child and his parents spend most of their time and energy catering to

her from driving her to doctor's appointments to cooking and delivering homecooked meals

to paying her bills regularly. Excuse me. I did not know my parents were supposed to be a subscription to a food prep service. Bro, dude, another hell of fresh out of here. Come on. His parents even used to pay him to go clean her apartment for her when he was in college. When they were dating? No, no, I think when he was in college. So probably before they were dating.

Right.

Because he's like, he's 38 now.

Wow.

That's crazy, dude.

Imagine if like your parents are like, hey, like, can you go clean your sister's apartment?

We'll pay you 20 bucks.

That'd be great.

I wouldn't be mad.

She is often in some kind of medical crisis, which I suspect may be munchonsons or at least severe hypochondria.

Munchons is like when you poison your kid so you can take care of them.

Really?

Yeah.

It's like a psychological disease.

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