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EP1229: Ancestry Test Uncovered My Dad's Secret Affair - Call Line Story

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iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Comedy

4.3 β€’ 576 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 31 October 2023

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.3

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.5

I have an ancestry gone wrong story.

0:10.8

So I'm the youngest of the kids for my mom who has an intellectual disability.

0:17.7

And so all of us kind of grew up without a dad.

0:21.2

My sister got really, one of my sisters got really big into ancestry when I was around like 17, 18.

0:30.5

Um, she was on there.

0:34.4

He wasn't really getting a lot of information.

0:36.2

She paid to, uh, she offers to pay for my

0:39.1

ancestry. And I was like, no, I'm not thirsty for a dad. So I'm interesting way to say it. And I'm like,

0:48.5

okay, whatever I end up doing the ancestry. So on and off for like 10 years, I was just on and, like I said, on and off of the website,

0:58.4

I eventually met with somebody who was really close, which was my dad's uncle.

1:05.1

And then I met with my dad's cousin.

1:07.5

So we were messaging back and forth.

1:15.0

And my, like, we end up getting my dad's information. I went down there and apparently I'm in a fair baby. Um, I met with him. And he

1:26.2

wanted nothing to do with me.

1:27.9

He said that I was a child and that the time.

1:31.6

Oh.

1:32.8

Me and my sister, my now sister, did a DNA test.

1:38.4

And we are half siblings.

1:40.8

So it confirmed a lot of cheating suspicions that happened and my dad's not a good person

1:46.6

none of it's like him so I'm the asshole he's the asshole yes oh okay sure we wow I guess so

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