EP1222: He cheated so I gave him an ultimatum - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 28 October 2023
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.3 | I caught my husband cheating red-handed, so I'm going to let him on one condition. |
| 0:10.3 | Am I the asshole? |
| 0:11.4 | You know, there's that old saying, if you can't beat him, join him. |
| 0:14.9 | But what if you can't beat him, just completely give up. |
| 0:18.9 | Cheat him. |
| 0:19.3 | Or cheat him. |
| 0:20.6 | That works too. If you can't beat him, completely give up. Cheat him. Or cheat them. That works too. |
| 0:22.6 | If you can't beat them, cheat them. |
| 0:24.5 | I like that better because it rhymes. |
| 0:27.2 | It just rolls off the tongue. |
| 0:28.9 | All of our cliche saying they have to roll off the tongue. |
| 0:31.4 | Otherwise, are they going to be useful in life? |
| 0:33.4 | No, they won't. |
| 0:34.3 | Only things that roll off the tongue are useful. |
| 0:36.6 | Exactly. |
| 0:37.0 | Just like O.P.'s husband. |
| 0:40.9 | He's having his stuff roll off other people's tongues. |
| 0:46.1 | Herpes. |
| 0:47.1 | Oh, God. Can you get tongue herpes? |
| 0:49.7 | Oh, yeah. On the face. |
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