EP1201: My Father Wouldn't Claim Me Even After the DNA Test
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4.3 • 576 Ratings
🗓️ 17 October 2023
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.1 | My dad won't claim my ass after the DNA test is positive. |
| 0:08.0 | What do I do now? |
| 0:09.7 | It's a tough situation to be in. |
| 0:11.4 | You say, dad, you are blood of my blood. |
| 0:15.9 | Hmm. |
| 0:16.7 | And thus, you must make a blood pack with me now. |
| 0:20.0 | And then you slit your hand. Ooh. And then you slit your hand. |
| 0:21.6 | Oh. |
| 0:21.8 | And then you slit your dad's hand. |
| 0:23.3 | You hold it together. |
| 0:25.0 | Yes. |
| 0:25.6 | And the blood courses from your arm to your dad's arm. |
| 0:29.7 | And then you are now dad and son. |
| 0:35.1 | The Lord of the lands. |
| 0:36.6 | You're the Lord of my lands. My Lord. My Lord. My leash. My leash. That's of the lands. You're the Lord of my lands. |
| 0:37.7 | My Lord. |
| 0:38.9 | My Lord. My liege. My leash. That's how they did it back in the ancient times. Yeah? Yeah. Blood. From king to. Handshakes. Prince to king. Could we do like a... It's Game of Thrones style. Like a hug? You know, you know Game of Thrones. I do. bro, I'm deep. |
| 0:53.2 | I'm season two, baby. |
| 0:54.4 | You're season two now. |
| 0:55.7 | How did you feel about the end of season one? |
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