Good evening. I'm Sircheny Monster Munch and welcome to Shite Time.

Shai Time.

So a lot of us have friends and family who we have lost to something that is absolutely deadly.

And that's something is conspiracy theory.

These poor misfortunates start their journey by going to the Google and searching for something as simple as do lockdown's work.

And before you know it, they're down a rabbit hole and they're gone forever.

This week we are honored to have a genuine conspiracy theorist in studio.

This man has a tinfoil hat so big you could cook five turkeys in it.

He has half a million followers and his videos get more views than Beyonce. Some people call him

the Joe Rogan of Ireland but I think he's better looking. Please welcome to the studio, Mr. Iver

Cummins. Hello Iver and welcome. Thank you Sircha. Delighted to be here. Great to gain

entry into your hallowed halls of pure propaganda. It's nice to be in the veritable

belly of the beast. Oh, stop it, Iver. So Iver, you're a well-established COVID-denier. Why is that? Do you deny

that COVID exists? COVID-denier? Hardly. I've been publishing

detailed analyses of COVID's impact since April 2020. What kind of nutbars are informing you people?

I never mind. So anyway, COVID, where does it come from? The SARS-CoV-2 virus either came from natural evolution or from a laboratory in something called

gain of function experimentation. So there's a lot of scientific debate around the actual source at the moment,

but the specific features of this virus would suggest laboratory gain of function, but we'll find out in time.

Gain of function? I was only telling my Tommy last night that he needed to go to the urologist

to get a bit of gain of function, if you know what I mean.

So Ivor, this is clearly the most severe disease that has ever hit humanity.

Are you saying that it's not severe?

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