EP119: You Don't Deserve my Orifice, Sir

Ghost Huns

Hannah and Suzie

Comedy

4.8 • 732 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

This week kicks off with big Domestic questions - think washing clothes and heating your house. There's no hot takes here, just nonsense. Big S gives divination of the tarot a go and the huns discuss Valentines Day. It's a CREEP OF THE WEEK speshy for this episode and we ADORE your stories. Keep them coming in! Let's get into it: Story 1 - narrated by Hannah and sent in by anonymous. This one involves shhing (a crime) and Anne's window getting knocked. Story 2 - narrated by BS and sent in by Ashton. This one takes place in the valleys of South Wales... and concerns a local folklore legend - THE DRWD. Story 3 - narrated by Hannah sent in by Eve. Something's at the window... Finally we end the eppy with a Thumb Game. So just a normal one then. LOVE YOU HUNS - ENJOY!!! xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I looked towards Anne, unsure of what the squeaking was.
0:02.7	In the dark, I could barely make out her expression.
0:05.3	However, I could just about make out a look of pure horror plastered across her face.
0:10.4	What is it? I asked. My voice, barely a whisper.
0:13.8	Anne looked at me, terrified.
0:15.8	That's the sound of the window being pulled.
0:20.1	Put my phone down quickly, my eyes widening as they're just to the darkness.
0:24.7	Now I see it.
0:26.1	A blurry figure.
0:27.9	Crouched.
0:28.6	As half its body enters my room.
0:33.4	A few nights have gone past now and the scratching sound hasn't gone away completely, but it has definitely died down.
0:39.2	However, tonight, as I write this, the scratching stopped but was replaced by tapping.
1:05.4	Okay. Welcome to episode one one one nine of Ghost Huns. With me, Hanovichkovsky.
1:07.3	And Susie, praise, please.
1:08.6	And this is a listener special.
1:10.9	The people of Britain
1:12.8	loved their ice baths. They bought
1:14.5	loads of them. With the
1:16.1	Barclay card platinum, they could also save with
1:18.4	0% interest for up to 24 months
1:20.5	on purchases, which is a nice
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