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EP1189: I (M24) found out my girlfriend (20F) is homeless | Reddit Stories

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Improv, Comedy

4.3 β€’ 576 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 11 October 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:38.0

Guaranteed Human. I just found out that my girlfriend lives on the streets. I want to say something, but I don't want to embarrass her. What should I do? You know what? You got to stand in solidarity. Yeah. Get out in the streets as well. Evict yourself. Evict yourself. From your own home. Via REI tent. Yeah. I live with your girlfriend in the woods. Be like, hey, baby. You're not homeless if you're always camping. You're not homeless because home is with me in my heart is. Okay. So, TLDR saw my girlfriend standing outside of a homeless shelter in a food line. We've been dating for a couple of months and I want to offer her to stay at my apartment, but I don't want to completely dominate the power balance in our relationship or make her

0:42.3

feel like she owes me. Okay. So here's the, here's the details. Okay. Yesterday morning, I went out to go

0:47.6

for a walk around the city and noticed a girl that looked familiar standing in a line at a homeless

0:52.9

shelter. I took a double glance and saw a hoodie

0:55.8

that was mine and then recognized my girlfriend, Kat. I was pretty shocked by seeing her there,

1:01.4

but I didn't approach her because I didn't want to embarrass her or anything. So for background

1:05.7

info, I met Kat in February at Dunkin' Donuts. I started making small talk with her when I saw we were both wearing the same Dodgers hat. I offered to pay for her drink after shooting the shit for a minute in line and got to know her when she asked if I wanted to sit down with her. As we were finishing up our drink, I asked her out on a date and she accepted. As the last couple of months went by, things were growing great with us. I learned that she's working two jobs, wanted to go to college, was a devout Catholic. She invited me to attend Mass. I'm not Catholic, but went out of respect. Yeah, I noticed that she never brought up her family except when she mentioned her dad, who was a Marine, that passed away when she was a kid. Fast forward to the present. And I ended up sending a good morning text inside

1:45.1

the Dunkins as I was looking to see if it was really her. Like clockwork, she pulled out her phone

1:51.3

and told me she was at her apartment and that she was cooking breakfast. It was really surprising

1:57.2

for me because I always dropped her off at a nice apartment building whenever a date was over.

2:01.9

But I guess she did that to give off the appearance that she wasn't homeless.

2:06.0

Oh, man.

2:07.2

Now, I want to talk to Kat about her situation.

2:09.9

She's kind of a social introvert, to put it lightly.

2:12.5

If she was truly homeless, I want to offer Kat to stay at my place.

2:16.2

The only problem is that I don't want to come off

2:18.8

like she owes me anything. I also want to respect her Catholic faith because she told me she wants

2:23.3

to wait to give up her virginity after I originally invited her over to my place before I knew she was

2:28.6

homeless. The Catholics aren't fond of unmarried cohabitation either. Thought how i can navigate this there is an edit but so

2:37.5

far what do you think like basically op he is asking like yeah i think i should bring this up to her

2:43.0

how do i talk to her about her being homeless totally yeah i think you know and obviously like

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