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EP1177: I’m too SELFISH? - r/AITA Reddit Story

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Comedy, Improv

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2023

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for "being too selfish"


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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed human.

0:04.1

My mom is evicting me just because I saw the Barbie movie?

0:08.3

Come on, Barbie.

0:09.5

Let's go Barbie.

0:13.3

Barbie's everything.

0:14.5

She's just your mom.

0:15.7

She's just your mom.

0:17.5

No.

0:18.1

Let's see what else.

0:18.9

Don't fuck your mom.

0:19.8

Don't.

0:20.7

All right. So two things happened over the past

0:22.8

few days and my parents went nuclear and are making me a female 20 get out and are taking my car.

0:30.1

A few days ago, my mom sisters, 12 and 17, and I went to a concert. My 17 year old sister has an

0:36.7

autoimmune disease and had her IV treatment the day before the concert. Ooh. Uh-oh. The concert started at 7. The person we actually went there to see came on at 9.30. And my mom tried to get us to leave at 10 because my sisters were tired and she had worked the next morning. Okay. Okay. All right. We got the whole construction of the events. Got the context. Uh, it just started though. So I said, no, all of the good songs are at the end. And I wouldn't give her the keys. She was supposed to drive. At 10.30, she and my sister's left to take the last bus to the train station to get home. They refused to wait another 30 or 45 minutes. That's a long time, though. The thing is, I was drinking so I couldn't drive home. I had to get an Uber to take me home, really fucking expensive. Then my boyfriend had to drive me back the next day and my car was towed because the parking lot we parked in doesn't do overnight parking. It sounds like these are all mistakes

1:27.9

that OP made though. These are all OPEs mistakes. I couldn't, I couldn't drive home because I was

1:33.4

drunk. Also, why did she keep the keys if she was drinking? My car got towed because I parked in the

1:39.1

wrong spot. This is all her fault. And they wouldn't let me, they wouldn't wait for an hour for me.

1:44.6

This is crazy. My parents refused to wouldn't wait for an hour for me. This is crazy.

1:45.5

My parents refused to pay to get it out, even though they were the ones that caused this

1:50.2

by leaving me there knowing I couldn't drive home.

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