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My sisters couldn't control their annoying kids, so I refuse to save them from drowning.

I feel like that might be an unforgivable thing to do as a brother.

Like, you're really supposed to, you know, forgive your siblings for a lot.

But allowing their children to drown while you watch saying, yes, fear those lungs with water, you annoying child. That would be pretty awful. I mean, if you didn't save my future children from drowning, I would be pretty upset about that. But on the other hand, you know, babies are supposed to be able to like just swim. Yeah. I'm throwing babies in the water for their own benefit. Yeah, That's what you got to do. But maybe there's something more than meets the eye.

All right.

Let's see. Okay. My folks decided to host a barbecue because I guess that's what older people do. That's what they do. That's what they do. I declined because I really don't like my two sisters, their husbands or their kids. It sounds like you don't like your entire family.

That sounds like the whole family. That's the whole thing.

Yeah.

Mom then pressured the wife.

Long story short, we went. or their kids. It sounds like you don't like your entire family. That sounds like the whole family. That's the whole thing.

Yeah.

Mom then pressured the wife. Long story short, we went. Okay. By the time we arrived, there were about 20 people there. My sisters and their husbands were already solidly buzzed. Drunk, really. Hmm. That doesn't bode well. My mom was spending 100% of her time trying to keep the nieces and nephews, ages 7 to 11,

more or less under control. So far, OP sounds like a buzz kill. Yeah, he sounds like he hates his family.

Everyone's buzzed. It's just someone's killing the buzz and someone's creating the buzz. Yeah,

exactly. My dad had strategically retreated to the whirlpool part of the pool with a small cooler full of beers.

Oh, okay. So the pool doesn't have beers. He's just going to the part of the pool. So there's a

whirlpool part of the pool. I don't know what that means. That sounds dangerous. That sounds like the

Bermuda triangle of barbecue pools. Yeah. That sounds like if you want a late abortion, you just throw one of your kids in there. In the pool. That was dark. I'm sorry, guys. That was so sad. Anyway. Sorry, that's not the late abortion. That's just murder. You're just murdering children at that point. Which it sounds like Opie wants to do. Yeah. Based on the title. So maybe just start tossing some of those kids.

And the dad has a small pool. He wants to be child free, just like the earth to be child. The whole earth. All children get rid of them. Uh, wife and I made small talk with miscellaneous people, ate food and had a frozen margarita. A sister and brother-in-law. One, margarita, I'll jump in the pool. Two, margaritas all drown your child.

Three, margaritas, I'll jump in the pool. Two, margaritas, I'll drown your child.

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