This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. I'm stealing the $1 million inheritance for myself. I don't

care about my poor family. Am I the A-hole? Bro, you got to get away from poor people so you can be rich.

It's compound interest. I need to compound my time around rich people and run away from the poor people. They say you are the product

of the five people you hang out with. So do you want to be hanging out with your broke ass family or you

want to be hanging out with Jeff Bezos banging models? And if I hang out with you, what can you

give me? Nothing. Love? Gross. Support. Ick. invest in me more. I need to grow my wealth. Mm-hmm. Right? Family? My family can't do that. Yeah. They're poor. Gross. Thanks, guys. My sister, 40 female, and I, 34 male, recently lost our last remaining parent. We were both devastated, but regardless, all the logistics

needed to be worked out. Our parents were very clear in their will that our inheritance and all

property are split evenly between us. It's to the tune of around $1 million. Felt good?

It's pretty big. Yeah. One million dollars. I forgot the thing. What's the movie? It's off the hours. Okay. I had to see. It was the pressure maybe. I was about you. It's like when your heart skips to be. My brain skiff to be, you know. It was about to get roasted, but I prevail. Yeah, yeah, you got it. Here is where the

problem starts. I am gay. I don't, we'll see why. I don't think that's fine, but I guess we'll see.

I live with my partner who I'm not married to across the country from the rest of my family.

My sister and her husband have three small kids under 11.

My sister said, since it's highly unlikely that I will ever have kids, which still remains to be seen, I haven't decided on that.

Yeah, you can adopt.

Like, what?

And because I live a comfortable life currently that I should take at least a quarter of my inheritance money and open bank accounts

to give it to her kids.

What?

Take your money.

Give it to me.

My children.

It's for the children.

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