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My husband thinks I cheated on him in prison and is demanding a paternity test for our baby.

Am I the asshole for leaving him?

Man, you know, you just get back from the clink.

Yeah.

The last thing, you know, you've broken trust with, you know, the law.

The law. You don't want to

break the trust with your partner. No. That's like the one thing that's like holding firm. You know what I mean? Yeah. And I'm just like, you know, who knows what he experienced? Maybe he cheated on her in prison. That's the other question. You know, we don't know. Was he faithful? was he? Was he? Was she? Was he entered?

Did he purposely drop the soap?

It's really slippery. To get some tender loving care.

You know, it's hard to grasp onto, but there's other things that can be grasped. Wink.

Okay, let's go. I-37 female just had a beautiful daughter with my partner 36 male last Tuesday. She is perfect and we absolutely adore her. Congrats, O.P. Congrats. My partner is so happy and was very supportive during pregnancy and labor. Everything was perfect. Oh, or so I thought. Of course. There's always a or so I thought. There's always or so I thought. There's always a thought. Dude, these thoughties, you know. Too many thoughts. Too many thoughts. Clear your mind. Stop thinking. Do some headspace. Yeah. Your thoughts are just clouds. That's right. Watch them. And then watch them leave. It's not leaving. That's not me. that's just a thought. That thought is really, really busting it down right now. I don't think I can wait for it to leave. She not me. Those big white, airy cheeks are just too distracting. Claping down. Good gravy. We have only been together for 18 months and things moved quickly for us. Damn. Well, yeah, you're having a kid after 18 months.

That's, that's fucking quick.

Halfway through, baby. That means they got pregnant at nine months in.

That's right. That's the rule. Be long enough together where if you had conceived a baby on the

first date that you would have had a baby. Now you're like,

all right. We've gone through a full pregnancy. Now let's go through an actual pregnancy.

Oh, that's actually a good rule. The pregnancy trial run. New rule. New rule. So you have to be

together at least nine months before you have a baby. That's right. Okay. So they, they,

the, the, the, the, the preg, is, uh, is not aborted. No. It is, it is adhered to. We have, uh, kept. We have kept the, the process. The process. We started living together after only three months and have been inseparable since, even working in the same factory together until I went on maternity leave.

My partner and I are both recovering addicts.

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