EP115: No one's above Herpes

Ghost Huns

Hannah and Suzie

Comedy

4.8 • 618 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

The huns discuss China, consider whether they'd join a cult (Shen Yun, hun, we're looking at yew?), the merits of gambling and the upside down Hermit makes a nasty appearance. This week is CREEP OF THE WEEK special! We love your ghost stories too much, how could we not do another speshy? Story 1 is from Kate - a creepy story from a holiday in Iceland... has anyone seen something similar? narrated by Big S Story 2 is from Maria, narrated hannah ... kids can see things... we've always said it.... hashtag tablets Story 3 - a littley from Lottie narrated by Suzie - nana Sarah knows... Story 4 - A cranky old railway ghost story sent in by Poppy .... 'it's coming from within'... narrated by Hannah We Get Haunted So You Don't Have To - we pick a tarot card... for YOU. Yes. You. excited to hear what the tarot says? xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I stood still with my hair in one hand and my phone and the other and tried to calm myself.
0:03.8	Just as my breathing returned to normal and my heartbeat had slowed, I felt it again.
0:09.4	In the same place on my skin, a finger tracing lightly across my neck.
0:17.6	It was early, so she brought me downstairs and we lay on the sofa having a little cuddle.
0:22.0	My mum was still half asleep when I sat up and began to wave to absolutely nothing.
0:26.9	When my mom asked who I was waving to, I said, the man over there.
0:32.6	What the hell was that thing? A man, a beast? Something dragged for my worst nightmare.
0:37.3	Whatever it was, the moment I locked, a beast, something dragged for my worst nightmare, whatever it was.
0:38.9	The moment I locked eyes on it, it slowly leant forward.
0:43.1	Gross.
0:43.7	Face inches from my right shoulder and I swear I felt the grip on the back of my neck, tightened.
0:50.0	Oh! Welcome.
1:05.0	Welcome to episode 115 of Ghost Hands. Ghost Hands. Ghost Hands. Ghost Hands. Ghosts. Ghosts. Ghosts. Ghosts. Ghost Hands. Ghost Hands. Ghost Hands.
1:13.8	The people of Britain love their ice baths. They bought loads of them. With the Barclay card platinum, they could also save with 0% interest for up to 24 months on purchases, which is a nice, warm feeling.
1:26.8	What you buy is your business. Helping you pay less
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2:17.5	I do apologize to you.
2:18.3	Oh, it doesn't.
2:18.9	Oh, that's very kind.
2:19.9	I don't think so.
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