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EP1144: I Bullied My Disabled Brother - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3 β€’ 576 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 18 September 2023

⏱️ 16 minutes

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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - OOP used to bully his disabled older brother

r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for telling my sister with cancer that "Bad things happen to bad people"


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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.1

My brother is disabled and gets more attention, so I bullied him his entire life.

0:08.5

Was I wrong to do this? Am I the A-ho?

0:11.8

Does he deserve it?

0:13.7

Also, wait, really quick.

0:15.8

Yes.

0:16.8

All right.

0:17.5

So we had this, okay.

0:19.7

So we were talking about religion yesterday. We were.

0:22.9

And in the Catholic church, you don't reach the age of reason until seven. Yep. Right. And so you can't

0:31.0

commit any sin. And if you die before the age of seven, you just go instantly to heaven. Oh,

0:35.7

you can't commit any sin. You can't commit sin until the age of seven.

0:39.3

Age of seven is the age of reason.

0:41.2

I think that's in a lot of Christian tradition.

0:43.6

So if you murder every child before the age of seven,

0:46.9

they all instantly go to heaven.

0:49.1

So maybe O.P.

0:51.1

just needs to murder his brother before the age of seven.

1:10.8

And then his brother will go to heaven. You know, I usually, I usually, open the door, get in the seat and buckle the seatbelt and see where we drive. But sometimes, Sam, you put me in the car. It's a loophole. We just drive right off the cliff together. Like one guy is gonna, you know, have to suffer eternal damnation. But think of all the kids he'll save.

1:17.1

You know, I might have to, I might have to unbuckle my seatbelt and hop out of the moving car.

1:21.8

We should not be saving the children.

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