Ep114: Two Judgey Girls

Two Judgey Girls

Tv Reviews, Tv & Film

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2019

⏱️ 98 minutes

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The return of Southern Charm (and more importantly, lil Craigy) got us going this week! What a breath of fresh! Thank Bravs, because we were forced to watch the VPR gang up. We wish we didn't have to figure out what side we would be on. Let's split it into two shows! New York ladies headed to the cabaret star's house in upstate New York as we slowly watched Sonja unravel into her eccentricities. We loved seeing the BH girls get drunk while watching how expensive it is to be Erika Jayne. Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO. Use code 'TJG20' for 20% off your entire order. New arrivals just received and you'll love it!

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0:00.0	Welcome back to 2 JJ Girls. This is Mary from the Bay. It's Courtney from LA and guys
0:21.6	we are changing Mary's name to Marina Mary. Because I'm going to be in Marina Del Rey this
0:27.3	weekend and she is going to be my bestie. Guys I know she said that jokingly but I
0:33.6	there's like I just feel it. You think I'm going to run into it? I'm like Tyler Henryng it right now
0:39.9	and I'm like drawing on a notebook and I'm like ooh I'm seeing oh wait yeah someone do you
0:45.4	does the number 4 20 69 mean anything to you? I okay if I do see her I'm just going to be like
0:53.1	hey like do you think you can like scratch my back for a minute with your claws?
0:57.9	But no context just walk up to her I just strictly say that like not even like your sheena shei
1:02.8	I'm Marina Mary like just take off my arm with your cloth just for a second but like could you
1:11.7	just infect them because there's probably poop in them? Welcome guys we are one minute into this
1:19.4	podcast and we've already done that. Talking about poop. Okay so yes guys Mary is coming to LA this
1:25.3	weekend and she is avoiding me to hang out with Sheena Shea and like other people and not inviting me
1:32.2	and I'm like not true not true I told Courtney I was going to Tom Tom I expected her to go I
1:39.6	thought she would for sure go yeah on Saturday but she pretends like she's has a tennis match she's
1:45.8	made up a fake tennis match on Saturday since you can't hang out on Friday night. I'm like there's
1:50.8	a single morning recovery okay. Okay if it was any other day where I like I don't know how to drive
1:58.0	somewhere it'd be fine but like you try playing tennis at like right in the middle of like the
2:03.4	hottest time of day and the sun while you're hungover it's litter I've done it once and it was like
2:08.7	I will never do that again. Do you do you play doubles or singles? I play both but I'm playing
2:17.1	doubles this weekend. Oh let me see it's here. So like you could drink more. No I just feel like
2:24.2	we're not coming back here. Come for one drink you can meet me from 930 to 1130. The fact that you
2:29.4	won the fact that you pretend like it only it takes you two hours to have only one drink it's laughable
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