EP1130: Dad Steals His Son’s Lottery Money | Weekly Recap
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4.3 • 576 Ratings
🗓️ 10 September 2023
⏱️ 178 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. My son won $100,000 in the lottery and I stole every penny. Am I the asshole? You know, you brought me into this world to care for me. You're in debt, dude. Every moment that you live under my care is a moment that you owe me money. Wait, the son stole from the dad or the dad stole from the son? |
| 0:21.5 | The dad stole from the son. Dad stole from the son. Oh, yeah. So this is payback. Oh, this is payback. Literally, he's owed so much more. Yeah. We had a story of a mom who invoiced their kid for like 700 grand when they turn 18. Dude, 100K is light work. Deal. What a deal? |
| 0:36.1 | I'm doing you such a favor. |
| 0:37.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:37.4 | You know what else is doing me a favor? |
| 0:40.2 | What is? |
| 0:41.2 | Not. Dude, 100K is light work. Deal. What a deal? I'm doing you such a favor. Yeah. You know what else is doing me a favor? |
| 0:40.2 | What is? |
| 0:41.2 | Not. |
| 0:43.2 | Tell us, Sam. |
| 0:44.3 | Share it. |
| 0:45.2 | Me and my, my, my, my, my, my, my boyie girlfriend. |
| 0:47.6 | Yes. |
| 0:48.8 | Uh, separated today. |
| 0:50.1 | Yep. |
| 0:50.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:51.2 | Amicably. |
| 0:51.8 | Amicably. |
| 0:52.6 | You know, She's leaving. That's right. That's right. That's right. It was a beautiful time. You know, lifelong memories made. Miss her. All right. So I have a wife, Willamina. Will, Helma. Will Helma. I have a wife, Wilma, 40. And two sons, Sam, 17, and Scott 16. Six years ago, I ran the gas station to buy some cigarettes. Instead of abandoning my family, just a joke, I decided to also buy a lottery ticket for everyone, just for fun. It was a blast. We all talked all night about what we would do with our winnings, where we would go, et cetera. I mean, this was all fantasy. |
| 1:28.1 | Anyway, right? That's what we think, but. Yeah. And everyone knows the fantasy always turns into |
| 1:34.4 | reality and then leaves you. Get just, just buckle in everybody. Buckle in. And the does. |
| 1:42.4 | We're here, we're here to hear Sam out, you know. Both is meant to be lost. He needs to vent. But I specifically told my kids that they would have to share their winning. So if anyone won anything, everyone's sharing. It makes sense. Yeah. And they would have to put it away for college first and foremost. Well, what do you know it? Sam's ticket one. Wow. Hey, lucky Sammy over here. See, |
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