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🗓️ 20 January 2025
⏱️ 61 minutes
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0:00.0 | He was taller now, impossibly tall. His limbs stretched and twisted his head nearly grazed the ceiling. |
0:06.6 | And his face was a blank canvas, smooth and featureless except for the faint indent. |
0:11.5 | And a smile. |
0:14.6 | I yelled to my parents that the police were here, and I heard footsteps come running down the hallway towards me. |
0:20.3 | It had only been maybe one minute since my dad said he'd called 911. |
0:24.0 | I can recall thinking even at six years old or so, wow, they get him fast. |
0:28.1 | My mom came up behind me and proceeded to let out the most blood-curdling scream I ever heard. |
0:35.7 | A bunch of brushed granite rock but could still hear its heavy footfalls as it walked right |
0:40.3 | through camp and on towards me. |
0:43.3 | At this point the top is still over my head, so I can't see a thing and I don't know what |
0:48.3 | to do. |
0:49.3 | In no time, it was standing right next to me. |
1:09.4 | Hello, dear listeners. |
1:12.4 | This is a message from the grave. |
1:15.9 | Well, it's not actually from the grave, because I'm not fucking dead. |
1:20.6 | But it is a message from Future Hannah and Future Big Sues because we fucked up. |
1:23.5 | We didn't mean that this is episode 114. |
1:24.4 | Of course it isn't. |
1:24.9 | We're idiots. |
1:27.3 | It's actually 113. Do forgive us. It's very confusing. |
1:30.6 | But quite frankly, we're thick as shit. Enjoy the rest of the episodes. |
1:37.0 | Welcome to episode 114. 114. |
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