EP1128: My Ex is GAY… - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 9 September 2023
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.4 | That is a big ant. |
| 0:07.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:08.2 | John just killed that big ant. |
| 0:09.7 | Dying. |
| 0:10.3 | Oh, man. |
| 0:12.3 | Jeez. |
| 0:13.5 | We're starting this podcast with death. |
| 0:15.8 | I woke up and chose violence. |
| 0:16.9 | Murder. |
| 0:17.9 | Well, actually you did. |
| 0:18.6 | Actually, actually, you woke up and didn't choose violence. You chose to meditate. That's right. Murder. Well, actually, you did. Actually, actually, you woke up and didn't choose choose violence. You chose to meditate. That's right. Instead, you chose the opposite of violence. You chose the opposite of violence this morning. I woke up and chose violence. You did. You know who else chose violence? Tell me. Riley chose violence. Yeah, he did. He woke up and chose violence. What did you do? You chose fucking peace and love, you little bitch. I chose peace. Like a meditating. Like Mr. Softy. Probably listening to Kanye or something. I know you're. Not in his face, bro. Yeah, meditating to Kanye. That would be a terrible meditation. |
| 0:57.7 | Black-de-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-pst. |
| 1:03.1 | That's terrible meditation music. |
| 1:09.5 | I honestly, I think Headspace should release that meditation sound for the advanced meditators. |
| 1:12.2 | Like, if you can meditate through that, you can meditate through anything. I have learned that I am, I thought I was an advanced meditator because I've been doing |
| 1:15.6 | it for like four years, but I've learned here that I am not an advanced meditator because |
| 1:19.2 | I went to the beach with everybody like, seat, five dollars. |
| 1:21.5 | You want to see, see to here. |
| 1:22.7 | Did that picture you what it is. |
| 1:24.3 | I'm like, wow, I can't, I can't focus. Wait, like while you were meditating on the beach. Well, yeah, like next to me. I was like people walking by the first day, the first day that I went, it was pure chaos. Every other day was like two times less people, but just run, run down more. Yeah. I think if you do it right at the, we're also, we're in Bali, by the way. |
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