This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. My mother-in-law forced me to eat her disgusting

mac and cheese. So I revealed her darkest secret and ruined her whole life. Am I the A-hole?

Damn, dude. Never going to do a nice thing for anyone again. Listen, you feed me your disgusting

mac and cheese. I'm draining your bank account. I am stealing your car. Blackmail.

Blackmail. I'm stealing all of your passwords. Yeah. I'm taking your child. I'm framing you for murder. Important. I think it's easy to frame someone for murder, honestly. Do you want to test that? I think I could do it honestly. Yeah. Like, or like it depends what country, but I think I could do it pretty easy here. You did say that there's no laws.

There are no laws.

There are no laws.

It's true. It's true. I feel like someone actually has to be murdered for there to be framed to be murdered. I do have a fucked up story. I'm going to leave it for the end. Okay. Actually, it might be too fucked up. It might be. Patreon.

I think you guys can hear it.

Yeah.

I'll wait for the end.

We'll save it to the end.

Let's go.

It's kind of fucked up though.

It's going to leave a bad taste to everyone's mouth.

Get ready. My husband 30 male and I 28 female have been married for two years together for five years and I'm currently six months pregnant. Congrats. Congrats. Unless you know, you don't want it, then I guess not Congrats. Yeah. Like what do you tell? You don't tell a teen mother congrats, right?

I mean, like, like, like, like, like if, if like, all right, you're in high school. You're in high school. You see like, all right, you're, you're in high school. There's a 15 year old in your high school. That's obviously pregnant. Mm-hmm. Do you say congrats?

You say like, damn, that sucks.

It's her face.

If you're,

if you're a 15-year-old,

yeah.

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