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Guaranteed Human.

My wife lied and got an SDI test after a business trip.

Am I the asshole for wanting to talk about it?

My wife is a great person and we've always gotten along.

We've been married for almost two years and we've been together for four and a half year.

We are in a monogamous relationship and have both had several partners

prior to our relationship. Every year, my wife goes on a long business trip. Typically about

two months, that is a long business trip. Oh, you can do a lot of business during that time.

During this time, communication over phone and email can be difficult, a contingent upon the

technological issues where she works. She really enjoys her work during the business trips

and usually comes back feeling fulfilled and excited about life. Something's getting filled.

Normally when she comes home, she takes a day two of rest and overcomes the jet lag. It's 28-hour travel time and a 21-hour time difference.

The following days, we tend to spend lots of time together, sex, dates, cuddling, catching up, etc.

Because she's been gone so long.

This year, she came home as her same excited self after having had a great trip.

In fact, she seemed so excited that she wanted

to work in some projects, but would need to get some material from the store. About three hours

after picking her up from the airport, she says she wants to go shopping for a craft project,

and she will likely spend several hours out shopping. She really emphasizes how much time

she'll need to go shopping. Many hours. A little

suspicious. Shopping for what? I think this is a little weird considering that she just came back from a 28-hour

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