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Guaranteed Human.

My mother-in-law's gorgeous anime pillow saved our marriage. My husband wants it gone, but I refuse. Am I the a-hole? I mean, Yusuf, as a... I love anime. You're not the a-o-hole. No, I'm joking. I got to see more of the story to figure that out. But I love anime. I love body pillows. Can't go wrong with both.

I need to know more.

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Okay, let's get into it. My husband and I are best friends during the day. The love of my life. It's at night that there's an issue. There's some beef brewing. Okay. I am a blanket stealer. I once yanked them so hard. Poor hubby flipped a full 180. Wow. I mean, I mean, if he's flipping like a 180, he's a burrito blanket user. I mean, how wrapped up can you be? I'm just like a top, you know, type of guy. If it gets yanked, it's slipping, you know. Also, I'm like, I don't know that I have the strength sleeping or awake to like make someone do a 180 for real from a from a blanket pole. Yeah, unless she's also a burrito rolling and we're in that case, she's going to just like gravitate towards the hubby, but I don't know. I mean, that's pretty pretty incredible feet, especially while sleeping. Yeah, I know. Like, that's insane. Yeah.

Are you a polar or a, or a, or a yank it and wank it type of guy? Yank it and wank it. Yeah, my boy. I'm joking. I'm joking. Or is he? He yanks the blanket so he can yank something else. Whoa. You catch my drift. Whoa. Too accurate.

Hubby, for his part, is a thrasher.

Bruce Lee would be jealous of the moves he pulls while unconscious.

It's a constant war between us when we fall asleep.

And both of us often wake up sore and exhausted.

God.

Wow.

Okay.

I actually have a quick question for everyone watching in you. If you're like in this scenario where your partner is literally like beating you in your sleep unintentionally, do you just like sleep in separate beds at a certain point? Like, no, I think I think you guys get just bunk beds. That way you can still have the technicality. Bunk beds. Dude, that's a smart idea. The technicality still, you know, we're sleeping the same bed, but yeah. He's just one meter above me. Yeah, like you just kiss up instead of like to the side. Although I gave her voice like the deeper one. Oh yeah. Yeah, baby. See you down below. You're a muscle man? Yeah. The freaking Hulk Hogan of wives over here. Now, it was starting to affect our relationship.

Neither. muscle man. Yeah. The freaking Hulk Hogan of wives over here. Now, it was starting to affect our relationship.

Neither of us wanted to move to a separate bed because we like spending our nights together,

but it seemed like an inevitability.

We were both crabby every morning, and we started fighting as soon as we got up.

It sucked, but neither of us wanted to concede defeat and move to the other bed. Quick background, I was a huge nerd as a teenager, full-on otaku. You know what that is? No. Oh, not at all. Ataku is basically just like, it's like the polite version of Weeb. Right. It's like a, it's like the Japanese word for weeb almost it's like a person

who actually just watches anime and just like right and it's whereas web is like goes to

conventions and you know I don't know it's it's it's like we it's like we've got you like

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