This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. My sister wants me to move my wedding because she can't

find a babysitter. I don't want to. Am I the a-hole? Move your wedding. Yeah. Your wedding is only good

if it literally meshes with everyone who attends plans. Consult everyone who's attending. Give them a

when to meet and then make sure that

you schedule it according to their free time. We just need a 15 minute window that works for all 300

people. Easy enough. We got to be accommodating, right? Easy enough. Exactly. I female 24 am getting

married to my fiance male 26 in October this year. Congrats. We got engaged in January and couldn't be more

excited. It's a very small wedding and we're inviting only close family and friends. The problem is my

sister Lisa. Female 30. Fuck you, Lisa. Yeah, fuck you Lisa. Same as single. Lisa has a two-year-old

son with her husband. I don't have a super affectionate relationship with Lisa for multiple reasons

that I can't fit into this post. We would read it. We would love to hear the tea. Give us the tea.

Oh God. We sent out the wedding invites last month. Our wedding ceremony starts at 1.30 p.m.

and we asked our guests to please arrive at the venue by 1 o'clock sharp. The venue is in our

hometown, so it's close by the majority of people on our guest list, including Lisa. I know Lisa's going to be trouble. You just know it. I've never met a Lisa that I liked. Anyone listening that's named Lisa? I hate you. Unsubscribe. No kidding. Don't do that. Please stay subscribed to us. We need the clout.

We need all the Listas that are watching to make up for this terrible Lisa. Can every Lisa watching right

now comment below? Comment Lisa. Yeah, Lisa is comment Lisa. Lisa chant. Lisa, Lisa, Lisa,

Unison, baby. Lisa told me that that time wouldn't work because of her two-year-olds nap schedule. Two-year-olds don't got a nap schedule, dude. Am I going to bring my cranky toddler to your wedding? Um, hell no. Two-year-olds are freaking amorphous blobs of chaos. You should not schedule anything according to your two-year-old. Your two-year-old should be on your schedule. That's called a good parenting. Yeah, exactly. Hey, buddy, I know you really need food right now, but daddy's got a Zoom meeting. Daddy's got to, you know, cheat on your mom. Daddy has needs. Samuel Donner with his 11 children. Your mother and I are going our separate ways, but she doesn't know. Buddy, have you ever heard of keeping a secret? It's a special thing that Sam does with you.

Shout out to the 11 children. ways, but she doesn't know. Buddy, have you ever heard of keeping a secret? It's a special thing

that Sam does with you. Shout out to the 11 children callback if you watch that episode. I don't

know if I want to be known for that. That's your new calling card. Great. She said that he takes a nap at

12 and that she is not forcing him to be awake so she can get him ready for an event or he will be a terror. He's going to be a terror. I think learn how to raise resilient children. What about cater to your children's every need? So that way they grow up to be a prima donna. Exactly. That means your child's going to turn into McCulley Culkin. Yeah. Oh, is he a prima don't know. Well, he was. And then he turned to drugs and then turned away from drugs. That sounds like a great path to me. Any child actor.

That's true. Actually, maybe this is preparing them to be a child actor. Career? Success. Hey, this sounds like bankrolls to me. You should stop trying to attend weddings and start trying to manipulate your child into becoming a child actor. Let's go. I don't have kids, but I thought this was a silly reason.

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