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EP1089: Infidelity Unveiled... Betrayal - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3 β€’ 576 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 19 August 2023

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - OOP's [28M] wife[26F] got tested for STDs the same afternoon that she returned from an 8-week long business trip. Used a solo shopping trip to conceal the appointment.

r/BestofRedditorUpdates - AITA for inviting my fiancΓ©'s younger sister to our wedding?


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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. My wife lied and got an SDI test after a business trip. Am I the asshole for wanting to talk about it? How dare you? You know, I should be able to go on all the business trips I want. Hey, there's a lot of handshake and go around. Listen, you know. And in some cultures and you know, you shake other parts. Exactly. I, I don't want to disrespect them. You know,

0:25.2

you think I'm going to upset the crowned prince of Azerbaijan by not giving him a blowche.

0:32.8

Come on. How do you think I'm going to secure the deal? Gosh, dang it. This is business. This is business.

0:38.5

I'm trying to provide for our family.

0:41.1

Wow, putting food on the table.

0:42.4

And if that means soaking in the sultan's semen, then I'll do it.

0:47.9

Gosh, dang it.

0:49.4

Okay, so throw away for reasons.

0:51.8

My wife is a great person and we've always gotten along. We've

0:54.9

been married for almost two years and we've been together for four and a half years. We are in

0:59.2

a monogamous relationship and have both had several partners prior to our relationship. Every year,

1:05.2

my wife goes on a long business trip. Typically about two months. That is a long business trip. Oh, you can do a long business trip oh you can do a lot

1:12.9

of business there i'm sure she's doing a ton of business closing a lot of deals during this time

1:18.0

communication over phone and email can be difficult a contingent upon the technological

1:22.9

issues where she works she really enjoys her work during the business trips and usually comes back

1:28.7

feeling fulfilled and excited about life. Well, uh, something's getting filled. Yeah, she's full of some

1:34.5

fill. Oh, goodness. Normally when she comes home, she takes a day two of rest and overcomes the jet lag.

1:41.2

It's 28 hour travel time and a 21hour time difference. Maybe she is going to

1:46.0

the Sultan. The following days, we tend to spend lots of time together, sex, dates, cuddling,

1:50.9

catching up, et cetera, because she's been gone so long. This year, she came home as her same

1:56.2

excited self after having had a great trip. In fact, she seemed so excited that she wanted to

2:02.1

work in some projects, but would need to get some material from the store. About three hours

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