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EP1085: Stepson Vacation Dilemma - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3 β€’ 576 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 17 August 2023

⏱️ 21 minutes

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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - AITA because I (38F) don't want to take my stepson (9) on vacation?

r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for kicking my BIL's entire family out, which made them homeless, after they slowly destroyed my home?


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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:38.0

Guaranteed Human. I want to abandon my stepson, but my husband won't let me. I think it's fine. Am I the A-hole? It is fine because if he's a little shit, he deserves to be abandoned. Ooh, sorry. Hey, we're going on a little trip to Chucky Cheese. Yeah. Where you're going to live forever. You know who else was abandoned? Robulus and Remus. Wow. And they founded fucking Rome. You're going to be. Where all my Rome boys and girls at. That's right. Who were liberalist and slash Red Percy Jackson? Have you built a society? No. You know why? Why? Because you haven't been left in the forest to die.

0:38.5

Wow.

1:01.6

You get left in the forest to die. You know, it builds character. You know, you learn how to how to build houses from trees. Yep. Start a fire. Democracy. Democracy. Yeah. I mean, so many great things. Honestly, we should just abandon all of our children. you know the sp the Spartans used to say if their child was deformed, you would leave them to the gods, which just meant putting them in the forest and letting nature take over.

1:08.0

Well, I am, I'm putting you in the forest with that opinion over the same. You can wrong with that.

1:10.9

It's not an opinion. This is just history. Oh, just history. Just the facts. Okay. Of how I'm going to raise my children. That's right. Yes. The Samuel Donner parenting book coming to you soon. So my husband, 39 male, and I have been married for five years. We have two children of our own, both girls aged five and two. and I have a son, 10 male from a previous marriage, but I was widowed.

1:30.9

My husband... We have two children of our own, both girls aged five and two. And I have a son, 10 male from a previous marriage, but I was widowed.

1:34.8

My husband's ex is barely involved in stepson's life at all.

1:37.1

They got divorced when stepson was two.

1:39.6

And his ex wanted a fresh start. So my husband did the decent selfless thing and had complete custody of their son,

1:45.4

even though he wanted shared custody.

1:48.1

A fresh start.

1:50.1

A fresh start.

1:51.5

Imagine being like, yo, I know we have this kid together, but I don't, I just want a fresh

1:56.9

start.

1:57.3

You know, I just want to clean.

1:58.7

And I want to clean out, you know, this kid from my life. You know, there just want to clean and I want to clean out you know, this kid from my life.

2:02.7

You know, there's there's all this like

2:04.4

baggage in my life. I just like to

2:06.3

abort that baggage and start anew.

2:10.1

That goes, that should be a bumper sticker.

2:12.1

Abort the baggage. Amazing. Some people might say

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