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Guaranteed human. My girlfriend assaulted me. Now she wants a restraining order. Should I stay with her? Am I the A-hole? I think if your girlfriend can beat you up, then you're the A-Hole. No, I'm kidding. Sorry, let's talk to that. Cut that. Cut it. Cut it. We're cutting that out. Absolutely. No. No. No, no, obviously not.

No, an assaulted Cut it. Cut it. We're cutting that out. Absolutely. No. No. No. Don't stay with her. No. Obviously not. No. An assaulter is an assaulter. And, you know, I can't believe it. Also, what I can't believe is the fact that my sister is in the studio with me. This person who looks like me is actually related to me by Beau. And her name is Sophia. That is my name. Yeah. Please be nice to her. Please. I'm a cancer. All right. Sophia,

take it away. Let's see about this, this, this, this dude fighting his girlfriend and losing.

No, she. No. That's so mean. No. Don't victim blame. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm being an intentional

asshole so you can look like the best person ever. I hate a devil's advocate. All right. I'm joking.

This is all jokes. This is a comedy podcast. Ah. Okay. My ex-girlfriend named Karen, of course,

who is a black bell in karate. Oh my God. No wonder she's

beaten his ass. Yeah, she's a Karen. Oh, because she's a black belt. No, not because she's a carrot.

No, okay. Anyway, got wasted with her two friends last Saturday night. She hit me in the head with a

frying pan. This is something like tangled, but in a bad way. And the three of them assaulted me. What? So they all jumped him? Oh my God. That's crazy. It's not a fair fight. No. She was arrested. That's crazy. She's a black belt. Yeah. Yeah. She's a black belt. And she has a black belt and she has a fried man. And she has three friends who she probably met in karate

school yeah they probably all know karate let's go let's go you know take her whole dojo to

beat the suit up she was arrested and given a felony now she's on social media playing the victim

of course she is she probably released one of those apology videos but like she apologize. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry for being so good at karate. Yeah, carardi. Carrardi. Carriardi. She's talking about she. I'm sorry for being so good at karate. Yeah. Okay. We're continuing. Yeah. Never had a significant other beat me up before. I never actually even Ben beat up that bad before.

I didn't fight back because I didn't want to hit her.

Yeah.

Okay.

Question, Sophia.

If your karate girlfriend with a bunch of her friends from her dojo or beat you up with a frying pan.

I don't fight back.

I don't fight.

I'm freaking taking a frying pan and trying to karate back. I run away. Okay. So do you think would I be the A, so if my girlfriend is hitting me? Yeah. Am I the A-hole if I defend myself? No, absolutely not. But unfortunately, we live in a society. We live in a society. Yes, we live in a society.

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