EP1066: This Married Woman Has My Baby - r/AITA Reddit Story
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🗓️ 7 August 2023
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.1 | I just boned a married woman and now she's pregnant. Her husband wants me to be out of the picture, but I can't give him my child. Am I the asshole? You know, I think there's really a solution here. Bone the husband. Three-way marriage, baby. Three-way marriage. Polygamy is always the solution. It really is, though. open that shit up and squeeze that dick in. |
| 0:23.0 | Yes. |
| 0:23.7 | Look, I know it's my choice. Three-way marriage. Polygamy is always the solution. It really is, though. Open that shit up and squeeze that dick in. |
| 0:22.7 | Yes. |
| 0:23.7 | Look, I know it's my choice and I have a right to say no. |
| 0:27.2 | But right now, it feels like the rest of the world doesn't agree. |
| 0:29.8 | So, honestly, I 26 male don't know this woman that well when we first met through a dating site. |
| 0:35.8 | She was 35. |
| 0:36.8 | And according to her profile was |
| 0:38.9 | single. Hmm. Hmm. Very interesting. I also heard this 26 year old male's name rhymes with |
| 0:47.6 | Damiel Sauner. Yes, it is one of my illegitimate children. Ah! I am secretly putting in my own stories into OKOP. |
| 0:57.5 | That actually might be true. |
| 1:00.7 | Is this story from me? |
| 1:02.1 | Is the last one? |
| 1:02.9 | Who knows? |
| 1:03.4 | You find out. |
| 1:04.0 | She never told me she was married. |
| 1:05.7 | We went out on a few dates for four months until she told me she wasn't interested |
| 1:09.6 | anymore. |
| 1:10.2 | So, bang, boom, |
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