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EP1063: Forcing Me Into An Arranged Marriage But I'm Taken - r/AITA Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3 โ€ข 576 Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 5 August 2023

โฑ๏ธ 15 minutes

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r/AITA - AITA for kicking out my parents and sister for trying to control my life?

r/AITA - AITA: agreed to meet my dad to โ€œreconcileโ€ but I was really there to get my momโ€™s bracelet that he stole

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.4

My parents are trying to force me into an arranged marriage, but they just caught me with another man.

0:10.7

I refuse to follow their traditions.

0:13.5

Am I the A-hole?

0:14.4

Can we arrange some polyamory over here?

0:17.2

You know, in some religions, you can't arrange that.

0:19.7

And some, it's even,

0:20.9

it's even lauded. I'm looking at you old school Mormons. Uh-oh. I think we need some new

0:27.1

arrangements. That we do. All right. Also, I realize it's not all new Mormons. It's like the old,

0:32.8

like polygamous Mormon. The specific ones. The old one. Old school. So I said old school.

0:38.4

I 22 female moved out of my parents' house last year to a condo that is 30 minutes away.

0:45.0

I did this because I hate living with them as they're very controlling and like to force my siblings and me to follow their beliefs.

0:52.9

I mean, that's not fun. Not fun.

0:54.7

Stop trying to control me, mom.

0:56.3

Yeah.

0:56.8

Stop trying to control me, dad.

0:58.3

Yeah.

0:58.9

And stop trying to control me, father.

1:01.6

The big guy.

1:02.6

The big dad.

1:03.3

My oldest sister, 24 female, is like my parents, very traditional and controlling.

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