EP1053: Waking Up In A Hospital To A $55,000 Bill - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 31 July 2023
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - Had a stroke in the Bahamas and woke to $55,000 in charges on my Bank of America credit card from hospital, however, I never gave them my credit card
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.1 | I woke up in a hospital to a $55,000 bill. |
| 0:08.8 | Now I'm broke, so I want to get the money back by any means necessary. |
| 0:14.1 | My the A-hole. |
| 0:15.1 | I would say any money you can siphon out of at least the American healthcare system. |
| 0:20.6 | Like, freaking, freaking go for it, dude. Like, full steam ahead. you can siphon out of at least the the american health care system like freaking freaking |
| 0:21.3 | freaking go for it dude like do it let's steam ahead my guy oh dude american health care system is |
| 0:28.5 | f*** bad bro very bad i got charged over a thousand dollars to remove like a tiny lump on my leg |
| 0:34.8 | just like a little it was it was like minutes. Little did a little incision. |
| 0:38.5 | What? |
| 0:38.8 | Didn't even do any testing on the lump. |
| 0:40.5 | Just incision took it out. That's it. Okay. Maybe not. I was going to say maybe the actual thing took like a 60 seconds. But let's say the whole thing of like you walking down the hallway and everything took 10 minutes. I mean, I would like to make $1,000 for 10 minutes of work. |
| 0:53.8 | I don't know about you, Sam. |
| 0:55.2 | Dude, insane. |
| 0:56.6 | So I'm not, dude, I would like to make $1,000 for 10 minutes of work. I don't know about you, Sam. |
| 0:55.2 | Dude, I should just, I should get my own anesthetic, get my own scalpel. I'll do this |
| 1:02.1 | myself. I'll, like, rambo it. Let me do my own surgery. Give me a sewing kit, dude. All I'm |
| 1:08.2 | going to say is if you've seen extreme cheap skates on TLC, uh, they do some, they do some procedures on their own and it gets, it gets, it gets a bit rough. Yeah. Seriously? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's bad. It's real bad. Yeah. That's like, that feels like, like some saw shit, dude. |
| 1:27.9 | Anything teeth, like that's, I don't, I don't, I don't want to be caught up in that. Literally, it was like, like, 3,000 for, you know, the full, like, numbing agent, you know, you're like all, you know, basically the best, you know, you won't feel anything. Yeah. It's taking out. If they just pull it manually, I think, with some local anesthesia, it was like 150 bucks. |
| 1:46.4 | And then it was like |
| 1:44.4 | 150 bucks. And then she was like, 150 too expensive. I'm going to do it for $10 at home. |
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