Welcome back to Two Judgy Girls. This is Mary from the Bay. And it's Courtney from LA. Hi Mary.

What a scandal that broke this week. I didn't think Aunt Becky had it in her. I mean, Aunt Becky Lynette from Desperate Housewives. Like it is.

I mean, I thought we were given a gift with the Jordan Woods scandal. And then people were like, no, no, no, no, no. Let's white privilege this.

And let's take it one step further. Let's get buck wild and our kids are so fucking stupid. Let's pay for them to get into schools.

Okay, there's a lot going on with us. Okay, basically the FBI was kind of looking into something completely different and stumbled upon a bunch of rich white people paying for their kids to get into college.

And this scandal, the FBI is calling it the varsity blues scandal. Who do you think came up with that?

I had to be like a housewives fan or someone who's like really is like probably like I feel like it's like one of us like working in the FBI just being like, oh, I hope somebody gets this.

My sister is in a friend with two isn't a book club with two FBI agents girls that are like our age. I love them. What bad ass bitches. Yeah, that's pretty sick. That is amazing.

Okay, so what I think so again guys, we probably don't have all the facts, but we're going to pretend like they are the facts. So like even if we get something wrong, just like go with it. Okay.

So what I I read some of the affidavit. I just think it is like so fun. So it sounds like the guy his name is like Rick Singer. I want to say he sounds like he's basically like a new port beach dad.

He like has a said he made this his side business of getting people into school. So he like was in cahoots with like people on the athletic teams like the row coaches like certain coaches.

And he would base I think he would give them a cut of the money to say the right these people to say that if these people pay the kids were playing for. Yeah, these kids can basically get an on an athletic scholarship.

And I guess all the coach has to do is say we're interested in them to try out for the team and then that's it. And that's how like they get in on sports.

So they don't have to technically have a spot on the team. Right. There's just like a lot of different things going on too. There's yeah, briming coaches.

And then some people like pain people to hire their SAT scores. Yeah, so that's the Felicity Huffman route. So Lori Loughlin with the crew team athlete route Felicity Huffman with the SAT.

My daughter is literally so stupid. Does she hate her? Like is it a mother's love? Like I don't the whole thing is like how much do these kids know?

Is it like mom and dad are pulling some strings so I can get into a good college. And then the thing that this is me off the most I'm like these people already have so much privilege you can pay for the best tutors.

You can pay to go to the right high school to get into the right college like am Becky could have given a lecture at USC about like an actor's workshop.

And like she could have gotten her kid into USC.

You know, but instead she paid $500,000 to get her daughter into USC. She paid both of them both of them are in there. So both Olivia and her older sister Bella.

They're both Kappa Kappa. Gamma's at USC, which was also where one of my friends was at USC, along with Sophia Bush.

Oh, okay. So I mean, sisterhood unite. I've got to know what's going on there though.

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