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Grandma Karen calls the police on me for not helping her at the grocery store.

Lady, I don't even work here.

Am I the A-hole?

You know, I always, um, I always call the police on people who don't work at the stores that I'm at.

It's just kind of like a fun pastime of mine, you know.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I love, I love a, uh, a raining down maybe death sentences on people randomly.

You've heard, you've heard of swatting, but have you heard of carding?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Uh, have you heard of, have you heard of getting all the, the all the knights, all the kings, horses and knights and

knights and policemen to just, just dwell and descend upon the old people to the point

where like they don't even have to touch them.

They see a cascade of just policemen running at them and instant heart attack before

they even reach. You know, that's that's the way to do it, ladies and gentlemen. That's how

we operate. That's the way to go. You know, I want death by cop. So I work for a drink vendor in

the USA. I go to stores and stock them with beverages from my company.

I do not work for the actual store.

We're talking about stocking for.

This event happened a few months ago while I was stocking a rather small yet local grocery store with drinks.

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