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My daughter stole for me, so I filled her room with beetles.

I made her sleep in my room, and now my ex-wife is furious.

Am I the A-hole?

I've never heard of a beetle bomb for revenge, but I kind of love it.

It's like the equivalent of like old school God, where it's like,

You have done wrong by me. thus beetles are in your presence

and then you know beetles i imagine i imagine it's like i recently watched harry potter it's the bogart

which makes itself your worst fear this this kid is probably afraid of bugs beetles you face it

you realize i love i love beetles crawling over me. You win. It's my king. Everybody wins. Yeah. Oh, God. Beetle kink. Love it. God. People have some wild kinks. Some people have like snake kinks. This is just like the next level up. I mean, I've heard ants. So, I've heard it. I've heard it.

Seriously? Are you, are you being serious? I'm being serious. I'm not joking. What do you say? An ant king. I've heard ants crawling on the genitals. What? Yeah. I've heard it. Where have I? Where did I hear it? I've heard it. Something like on a video or, you know, like some sort of internet video or something. Not watching, but you know.

That's fucking crazy, bro.

Yeah, like a...

The more you know.

Ladies and gentlemen. Well, let's know more about this story. I 36 male have a pet bird who eats meal worms as part of his diet. My daughter loves animals and constantly tries to steal the worms. It's kind of cute a little bit.

Like to take care of the worms. Like the worms are her friends. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. There's actually a very cute TikTok of a little girl who the mom is like, do you have a worm in your pocket? And she's like, yeah. And she pulls out a worm and then walks away. And then she's like, there's more isn't there. And she turns at her pockets. and she literally has fistfuls of like writhing worms.

That's pretty funny. And it's adorable. That's adorable. That's so cute. Despite being told numerous times that she is not allowed to have these worms. I don't like her going into my room and they're not hers. I've tried to let her be in charge of other animals, such as our cat and I got her a fish,

but she simply is not ready for any kind of responsibility.

Maybe when she reaches her teens.

I don't know if I'm liking the vibe of OPEC so far.

I'm going to be honest.

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