Ep 99: What if You Actually Liked Yourself?

Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

Christina Pazsitzky

Relationships, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Parenting, Comedy

4.7 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2016

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Every time I put an ornament on my tree, I hear my mother's voice "You're doing it wrong! You can't mix gold with silver!" I have a radical thought about liking myself...An emailer asks if she should quit her dream of being a social worker because of a failed first gig. I discuss failure and why it's such a loaded word. Speaking of words, do we have to be ultra sensitive about what words we choose? Did the PC movement of the 90's work? This European-American has some thoughts on that...let's get our lives and get DEEEEEEEP on it.

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0:00.0	What is that?
0:06.0	That's deep.
0:08.0	What the fuck are we doing here?
0:10.0	That's deep, bro.
0:30.0	Oh, hi, Jeans.
0:36.0	So I wanted to say mommy's and then I changed my mind midway and I said Jeans.
0:42.0	But this show is part mommy, part Jeans and part bros.
0:46.0	You're all welcome.
0:48.0	You're all welcome in my kingdom.
0:50.0	Thank you for joining.
0:52.0	First let me start by saying next week I will be in War Shington.
0:58.0	I know that's how you pronounce it.
1:00.0	Don't email me and tell me I'm wrong because that's the way you do it.
1:02.0	War Shington DC, the District of Columbia, I'll be doing stand-up comedy there for just two nights, December 9th and 10th.
1:12.0	And then I come back home and I live my life and I get my life in my house all along.
1:16.0	I got to turn these heads.
1:18.0	Turn the headphones up.
1:20.0	And I don't have a pen, which makes me crazy.
1:23.0	I always have to talk with a pen in my hand as you guys know if you watch us on your mom's house.
1:27.0	I need a pen.
1:29.0	So come watch me do stand-up comedy.
1:31.0	Please if you're on the District of Columbia.
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