What is that?

What the fuck are we doing here?

That's deep, bro.

Hello, welcome to that deep, bro.

I am Christina Pugetski coming to you from our new studio.

And I'm so happy I could cry because the last week and a half we've been in moving hell

and it's finally over.

And I can finally not have to deal with my immense need to control everything all the time

because as you know, moving is just a constant exercise in losing control.

And not knowing where shit is, what am I going to do, how am I going to make my coffee in the morning,

where the fuck are my slippers, and if I could just find a pair of clean underwear,

my life will be complete.

So all the chaos is almost completely behind us.

I'm in this glorious studio and I can't wait to do this show because this really talking to you is my anchor into the universe.

You know, because this is what we do.

This is our constant.

So okay, before that, some business, Washington, D.C., December 9th, and 10th at the D.C. improv,

come see me there.

Do you stand up?

Should be interesting because that place did not vote for Trump.

I think five people in D.C. voted for Trump and the rest were like nah, so interesting culture.

And then hey, we're on it.

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