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Ep 99 | Starbucks Reparations, Fatal Plane Blast, Fresno St. Prof v Barb Bush

Matt Christiansen Live

Matt Christiansen

News:news Commentary, News, Politics, News Commentary

4.8587 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2018

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

We discuss the release of Comey's memos, potential pending charges for Andrew McCabe, Hotep Jesus' brilliant trolling of Starbucks, the fatal explosion on a Southwest flight, the Fresno State professor who celebrated Barbara Bush's death, Amy Schumer's response to intersectional criticism of her movie, plus a trio of strange stories to close.   Support the show and help us make it better! Become a Patron: http://www.patreon.com/beautyandthebetaMake a one-time contribution on PayPal: http://www.paypal.me/beautyandthebeta Beauty & the Beta merchandise shop: http://bit.ly/2nxSaj6(If there are items absent that you'd like to request, email us and we can accommodate) Blonde's channel: http://bit.ly/23RrR3zBlonde's Twitter (RIP): http://bit.ly/2t41WvcBlonde's Gab: http://bit.ly/2jQFS4a Matt's Twitter: http://bit.ly/2ib6eKr Beauty & the Beta on demand: http://bit.ly/1TUcepjListen on iTunes: http://apple.co/23YM9rMListen on Google Play: http://bit.ly/2iFWOqDListen on Soundcloud: http://bit.ly/1TUce8EListen on Stitcher: http://bit.ly/1TlubhEListen on Podbean: http://bit.ly/1TUcnJ8 ARTWORK by Facepalm RealityFacepalm Reality's Twitter: http://bit.ly/2AZfI4VFacepalm Reality's YouTube channel: http://bit.ly/2uxbrr9 MUSICI Gotta Feeling remix: https://youtu.be/HhRKpHv10Zg Bearing and SugarTits' cover of "Catch the Wind" https://youtu.be/DPZtCSScFWM"Dog Park" and "Odahviing" written and performed by AENEAS: http://bit.ly/2sibPZ7 ITEMS REFERENCED Gregory Salcido update, he had pr0n on his computer: https://youtu.be/-SvT0O5IJbk NYT piece on Comey memos: https://nyti.ms/2J8booz IG report on McCabe: http://bit.ly/2qUn5aGBen Shapiro listener says Starbucks manager is an SJW of the highest order: http://bit.ly/2qRZZ4z Hotep Jesus gets free coffee: https://youtu.be/1FvwMsb9CRg Hotep Jesus on Lauran Ingraham's show: https://youtu.be/_uom5-aTvCY NBC News piece on plane explosion: https://youtu.be/Vw7JNfXUD_QNBC Philadelphia coverage: http://bit.ly/2qR1LmK WaPo piece on Randa Jarrar, Fresno State prof: https://wapo.st/2qOA5zw Fresno State president says her tweets were "beyond free speech:" http://bit.ly/2qQSQBCKeith Ellison says women are dying because Dems are losing: http://bit.ly/2qR2tAm Amy Schumer on the View: https://youtu.be/H3X8CLwVUmw I Feel Pretty rotten tomatoes: http://bit.ly/2qS8bC9 Illinois Democrats want schools to have therapists instead of armed security: http://bit.ly/2qShkup Washington State officials apologize for 'u suck' sign: https://fxn.ws/2qPk6k0 Man defends himself from r4p3 allegation because the accuser is large: http://bit.ly/2qVNC7V

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to your sanity safe space.

0:05.0

Not a fucking issue.

0:07.0

With your favorite YouTube podcast duo.

0:10.0

You're fucking a white male!

0:12.0

And a white female too.

0:14.0

Saving the millennial generation in weekly installments.

0:18.0

Live from a castle tower and his mother's basement, this is Beauty and the Beta.

0:26.6

And we will make America great again.

0:30.6

I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night, that tonight's gonna be a good night

0:38.3

That tonight's gonna be a good night

0:42.3

That tonight's gonna be a good good night

0:46.3

A feeling

0:47.3

You gotta go inside

0:49.3

Get my free coffee

0:51.3

Y'all ready?

0:52.3

How you doing?

0:53.3

Good, how are you? Alright, I heard y'all was racist How you doing? Good. How are you?

0:55.0

I heard y'all was racist, so I came to get my own free coffee.

0:58.0

I saw that.

0:59.0

Yeah, I heard you guys don't like black people.

1:01.0

So I wanted to get my Starbucks reparations voucher.

1:08.0

I mean, I'll give it to you.

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