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Bodega Boys

Ep 99: Judgement Day

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2018

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

The brand is strong! The Bronx's very own Desus Nice & THE KID MERO aka the Bodega Boys (from Desus & Mero on Viceland) are giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Special episode recorded at Promedia studio in NYC This week: aaron judge, cars, kids, life, hip-hop and more!

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0:00.0

Good afternoon everybody. This is a Pope, Mikey, F. Better known as Mike Francis, I'm

0:12.5

making a triumph at return to the radio because it's been a lot of things going on in NBA.

0:18.6

Tread deadlines have been superfluous to say the least. You know, personally, I don't really

0:26.6

follow NBA too much. There's a lot of laziness and league. Yeah, think of maybe genetic over there.

0:33.1

There's a lot of guys over there that are, you know, you know, black. So, you know, this

0:38.1

what happens. Isaiah Thomas got traded to the fucking some team there and they don't want him.

0:44.3

He's a baby. He's the size of an infant. I'm pretty sure that my jowls are bigger than him.

0:50.0

Steve, if you have a die quote, please, I need some asphalt to him and my body. I'm feeling weak.

0:56.8

Listen, pals, this is the bodega boys episode 99. I'm the pope, you know, I mean, I need no introduction.

1:04.3

You could catch me two Leonard's brows and the Pino Grigio, you know, I'm out here in these streets.

1:10.6

You know, listen, guys, it's a important thing for you to remember.

1:16.2

The Gabeguil at Joe's on 187th is defining his 112 have.

1:20.8

And let me tell you something else about the giants.

1:23.0

I saw that proclamation commercial with Odell Beckham, who is a me guy.

1:27.8

He's a me guy. He's a diva and Eli, who is a team player.

1:31.6

And I was very disappointed that these two got together to do something so ridiculous.

1:35.4

It was a godless move. It was a godless move.

1:38.0

It was a coward move. You never hold another man by his waist and lift him up in the air and look into his eyes lovingly.

1:43.6

That's not something you do. If you're, if you're a man of my stature, have you ever seen me hold the mad dog in the air

1:49.3

and look into his eyes like I want to fuck his butt.

1:51.3

Never in your life have you ever experienced something like that.

1:54.0

I'm disgusted. I'm appalled.

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