Ep. 99: If Only

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2015

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa talk wishful thinking, including the dillusion that "if only ____[insert complaint here]____ was different," we'd feel better and be better moms. HA! If only it was that simple. Plus, Biz has a super laid-back attitude about Katy Belle taking on more responsibility in the house (......which is not a true statement), and Theresa tries not to ruin motherhood for others. No guest this week, but plenty of time for some amazing listener calls!

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is One Bad Mother.
0:17.7	This week on One Bad Mother, we wonder if that one little thing would make it easier and us happier.
0:24.0	Plus, Biz throws a tantrum, and Teresa tries not to ruin motherhood for others.
0:29.0	Whoo!
0:31.0	Because we haven't really done that enough with this show.
0:34.0	Right.
0:35.0	Clearly, that's a tease for something totally separate.
0:39.0	But why don't you tell me about it? How are you Theresa? I'm fine I guess. I don't know.
0:47.0	Yeah. I like... Do you still have kids? I do. So you're fine I guess. I tried something different this morning in the elevator
0:55.9	somebody said like how was your weekend just like in a friendly way and I was like
1:00.1	it was great like it was awesome how about you like I totally just pretended yeah oh of
1:06.4	course I just had an awesome weekend so restful and like fun and did it make you
1:11.9	believe it?
1:13.0	No, no, but I enjoy what I enjoyed about it was that like it really makes others feel good if you say that.
1:20.0	Like if we go like yeah, it's great.
1:22.0	Oh good my question. my question was a good question yeah got a good answer I
1:27.0	I did a good job like well I have two toddlers so how do you think my weekend was I... I feel bad asking you a question.
1:34.2	Now I'm gonna go be sad somewhere.
1:37.0	Well, thanks for making that person feel better.
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