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Slack.com slash DHQ. Well, the shouting, the lawsuits and the riots are over and it's

time to decide the 2020 election in the traditional American way by shouting lawsuits and riots.

Today as voters put on their hazmat suits, climb into their armored vehicles and fight

their way to the smoking ruins of their local church or school, they will finally get a

chance to cast their vote for either the abrasive orange guy or the corrupt senile communist

frontman. It's an election day that takes us back to some of our most historic moments,

like the Civil War. Now, it's pretty much the one. As we look out over the mighty land

from the burning buildings of Philadelphia to the homeless people crapping on the streets

of San Francisco, many Americans are feeling what is either a warm sense of pride or a fever

of entrepour. True, this year has been a tough one with a pandemic, a souring economy,

and Kamala Harris's horrible, horrible laughter, grating in our ears like what fingernails

on a chalkboard would sound like if there were anywhere near as bad as Kamala Harris's

horrible laughter. But rather than allow these troubles to defeat us, we've allowed them

to reduce us to a nation of sniveling, mask-wearing, stay-at-home, quivering in terror at the sight

of our own fingertips. As the great spectacle of American democracy unfolds before us, like

a multi-car collision on a winding two lane, over a 400-foot drop into a rocky ravine,

already flaming with the wreckage of the many cars that went before us, who doesn't

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