Joe Biden has announced he will put a lid on the lock to the door, to the corridor, to the block

cave before the gun emplacement that guards the barricade in front of the door to the stairs to the

seller, to the bedsheets under which he will be hiding until his security team drags him out,

kicking and screaming to go to the last debate. Biden announced the lid after saying he was

terrified that reporters would mob him to ask tough questions. The security even after his team

patiently explained to him, the reporters asking him tough questions has never happened before

and was unlikely to happen now. But apparently Biden had become spooked after he had this crazy

dream in which journalists had integrity and asked about suspicious loans as brother James received

when Joe was on the Senate Banking Committee and a billion dollar contract to build houses in

Iraq. James won while Vice President Joe was overseeing Iraq. Biden woke up in a cold sweat to

realize with relief it was only a dream and there were no reporters in real life who would ask him

those questions with a deep sigh. Joe cuddled up to his gym across to action figure and went back

to sleep. But just as he was beginning to get over the terrifying fantasy their journalists might

try to find out the truth about him, reporters at the New York Post did exactly that and released

emails from his son Hunter suggesting that Joe had been taking a cut of Hunter's influence

peddling deals with corrupt foreign businesses and governments and meeting with officials in return

for the payouts. Even though Joe was assured the Twitter, Facebook and the news networks would do

their best to hide the story. He has not been seen or heard of since except for a dim voice screaming

from the seller of one of his two lavish homes. Please don't make me go out there again. I don't

even know where I am. Trick or warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin and this is the Andrew Clayvin show.

All right, we are back laughing our way through the fall of the Republic. Sorry that I disappeared

there for a day. I had to go visit my life just see what was happening. Go on the Andrew Clayvin

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