Hi and welcome to Fat Macara. I am Jessica. I am still Jen. I'm always Jen. For two years I've been Jen. This is wow. It is frightening to think we have been doing this for two years now. Why are you frightened?

It's just time goes by really fast. I don't mean to get philosophical, but I am.

Two years we've been doing this? I like to think if it

as wow I made a new best friend two years ago. Oh my gosh it's so sweet Jen I

barely knew you when we started this podcast. Oh God, that's a bit weird. I was like, it's that cool lucky beauty editor with the red hair who now works at Cosmo. That's right. Yeah. Right. Well, I wasn't a beauty editor at Lucky, so I don't want anyone fact-checking that.

I was a fashion writer.

Sorry, that's what I meant.

Fashion writer, I know.

Anyway, in honor. I have many synonyms for quirky and

statement and ethereal. Oh from your lucky fashion days. Okay, we'll get to those in a bit I think. First I want to do something.

What do you want to do? I want to have a special episode what do you say? A very

special episode. Let's do it. So here's what we're going to do. Here's the

drill guys. There's no news topics.

I've if by the time you hear this unless like something happened like Pat McGrath like air dropped

Like a shipment of free cosmetics into Times Square. We're not going to cover it.

Maybe Brandon from DesiM has blown up Instagram.

Yes, just like with a click of a button.

We're not covering it.

Yeah.

We are going to do a special Fat Mescara Awards.

That's right.

I know you guys see those Beauty awards in every magazine. We've

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