Ep 98 | Syria Strike, Cohen Raid, Comey Book, Zuck Grilled, Schumer Cringe

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Matt Christiansen

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🗓️ 16 April 2018

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

We break down the Syria chemical attack and missle strike response, the FBI's raid of Michael Cohen, James Comey's new book, Mark Zuckerberg on the Hill, Amy Schumer's cringey new movie and promo, plus hoax hate of the week! Support the show and help us make it better! Become a Patron: http://www.patreon.com/beautyandthebetaMake a one-time contribution on PayPal: http://www.paypal.me/beautyandthebeta Beauty & the Beta merchandise shop: http://bit.ly/2nxSaj6(If there are items absent that you'd like to request, email us and we can accommodate) Blonde's channel: http://bit.ly/23RrR3zBlonde's Twitter (RIP): http://bit.ly/2t41WvcBlonde's Gab: http://bit.ly/2jQFS4a Matt's Twitter: http://bit.ly/2ib6eKr Beauty & the Beta on demand: http://bit.ly/1TUcepjListen on iTunes: http://apple.co/23YM9rMListen on Google Play: http://bit.ly/2iFWOqDListen on Soundcloud: http://bit.ly/1TUce8EListen on Stitcher: http://bit.ly/1TlubhEListen on Podbean: http://bit.ly/1TUcnJ8 ARTWORK by Facepalm RealityFacepalm Reality's Twitter: http://bit.ly/2AZfI4VFacepalm Reality's YouTube channel: http://bit.ly/2uxbrr9 MUSICDon't Stop Believin' remix: https://youtu.be/ge0fXIiP4FY Bearing and SugarTits' cover of "Catch the Wind" https://youtu.be/DPZtCSScFWM"Dog Park" and "Odahviing" written and performed by AENEAS: http://bit.ly/2sibPZ7 ITEMS REFERENCED Details on the German truck attacker: https://dailym.ai/2GZg3wq Investigators say Jen Hart was drunk, drugged her family: http://bit.ly/2GZhLxR Update on Laura Ingraham: http://bit.ly/2GWuP70 Syria coverage from Fox: https://fxn.ws/2quXEx9 Syria coverage from USA Today: https://usat.ly/2HzNSkE Trump's statement on the Syria strike: https://youtu.be/iZ0PA1KnTBE Washington Post editorial board says the Syria strike is the right call: https://wapo.st/2H0QiMn Alex Jones cries: http://bit.ly/2GYHcQ2 And calls Trump an al Qaeda buttboy: http://bit.ly/2GZhxH0Rachel Maddow says it's all a big distraction: http://bit.ly/2H0d9rk New Yorker says Cohen raid will end Trump presidency: http://bit.ly/2qzwV1OCNN's top Comey book excerpts: https://cnn.it/2GZ22yO Reddit's parody: http://bit.ly/2GZiwqH Cruz v Zuckerberg: https://youtu.be/135QwmQWLrYSasse v Zuckerberg: https://youtu.be/baYwMMbhtrI Kennedy v Zuckerberg: https://nbcnews.to/2GZSsM0 Erin Burnett says the 'Swahili' comment is racist: http://bit.ly/2H34bJC The Problem with Apu trailer: https://youtu.be/zGzvEqBvkP8 The Simpsons responds: http://bit.ly/2GYKm6o Al Jean's tweet responding to backlash: http://bit.ly/2qzVWK4I Feel Pretty trailer: https://youtu.be/cVx9EFK3DWE Schumer accused of stealing the 'Enchanted Cottage' plot: http://bit.ly/2H2zeFPSchumer on Colbert: https://youtu.be/BF5kS2UotsU Hoax hate of the week, fake hijab pulling: http://bit.ly/2H2Twik

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0:11.0	You're fucking a white male.
0:12.0	And a white female too.
0:14.0	Saving the millennial generation in weekly installments.
0:18.0	Live from a castle tower and his mother's basement, this is Beauty and the Beta.
0:27.3	And we will make America great again.
0:36.1	Here's what everybody's been trying to tell you.
0:40.6	I say this gently.
0:42.3	Your user agreement sucks.
0:44.3	I'm going to suggest to you that you go back home and rewrite it.
0:48.5	Until your $1,200 an hour lawyer, there's no disrespect.
0:57.0	They're good.
0:58.0	But tell them you want it written in English in non-Swahil.
1:02.0	Oh, I don't know not train, oh, let me well.
1:09.0	At the end of that exchange, when you were asking the question of Mark, you said in English,
1:14.4	not in Swahili.
1:15.9	There has been outrage over your Swahili line by some, some calling it a racial slur.
1:20.5	Do you want to apologize for it, or do you think that those people are taking it too seriously?
1:24.7	No, there's nothing to apologize for it.
1:26.6	I think everybody understood the point I was trying to make.
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