Mr. Frasco, this is Mike from Lake Powell Boat Rental.

We just got the boat back and it looks like you, there's a big den on the starboard side.

I'm not sure what happened here, but we're not going to be able to return your security deposit.

I'm not sure what you guys were doing if you were fucking around or racing or something, but this boat's going to have to be detailed.

So we're keeping that $1,700 security deposit. Also, you left a bunch of your shit. I don't know if you want it.

There's a couple of Lakers jerseys, some sweatshirts, a bunch of handles of vodka that are filled with some sort of yellow

warm substance. I'm not sure what that is. Some nitrous canisters, some mushrooms in a big

plastic bag that, I mean, these big smell of course shit. I'm not sure where they are. Some happy

first birthday balloons and a bunch of box of tampons. Call if you want it.

Otherwise, we're going to toss this shit out and keep the security deposit.

All right, call us if you any questions.

All right, and we're live.

Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast.

I'm Andy Frasco.

How the fuck we're doing?

I'm back from a vacation.

I went on a boat for two weeks.

It was a lot of fucking fun.

I basically took acid and mushrooms for two weeks straight to find myself in a sense. It was a blast.

I never had a vacation longer than that where there's no cell phone service.

It taught me a lot about myself, but it was a blast. Had a good time and I'm ready to rock.

Getting this shit going. We got Sam Harris, ex- ambassadors. Big show. This guy was cool. He lives in L.A.

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