Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host

Andrew Heaton and I really like your hat. Not a lot of people would have

literal electric neon on a hat, you do and it's one of the many reasons that were friends and you're a snappy dresser.

And the program you're listening to is brought to you by razor-tipped wind turbines from Skyblades.

If you're like most people, you probably get mass-produced factory electricity at your house.

Let me tell you, there's nothing quite like fresh, homemade electricity you collect right from your very own wind turbine.

Whether you're operating your toaster or simply keeping all the lights on in your house because you're terrified of burglars,

you can really see the difference in fresh high quality electricity over that stale

store-bought stuff the electric companies pump into your walls.

Something else worth considering is, what if your electricity expires?

Sure, it keeps pretty well if you keep it cool and dry,

but it can only last several weeks even then.

Do you really want to flip the switch on your hot tub

come December only to realize your

electricity has gone bad times like that it's good to have a razor-tipped wind turbine

on hand and in much the same way that life is just cozier with fresh homemade electricity,

given how many geese one of those suckers manages to kill,

you've also got an unlimited supply of fresh pillows.

I don't know how often you buy fresh pillows probably once or twice a month I'm guessing.

But if you have a razor-tip wind turbine in your yard, every night you can scoop up a couple of bags of feathers

and have the best night sleep of your life.

Did you know pillows expire?

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