Happy Tuesday, everybody. I hope everybody enjoyed the long weekend.

President's Day, I hope you got to celebrate by having a day off.

Certainly, your president had a day off. I think he's over in Ukraine,

making sure Zelensky is good with your billions while ignoring the people of Palestine, Ohio.

But I did not have a good weekend. I want you guys to know that.

I spent my weekend in a puddle crying. I was crying all weekend because Sam Smith's

backup dancer, one of the people that twerked with him in satanic costumes,

well, he did a TikTok dedicated to me and it hurts. And I'm sad.

We're going to talk about that. Plus, later on in the show, you're not going to believe it.

I'm going to actually have to defend Don Lemon. So I'm going to need you guys to

stick around because there's a first time for everything. All that.

And more today coming up on Canis Islands.

Do I look like I've been crying all weekend because I have been?

I had my faith tested. If you're a Christian, you're about to have your faith shaken.

Tested. One of Sam Smith's backup dancers got wind of the fact that I was not happy with

their little Grammys performance dressed up like Satan, wearing horns, twerking,

being disgusting. And he decided that he was going to mount a response to me and Christians

and to conservatism and make us understand why they have to give themselves the demons.

And it was a really good response. Like I said, it was, it left me in a puddle.

I felt like Meghan Markle. I was in a puddle crying, crying and crying.

My husband was, how could this be happening to me? I can't believe it. People are going to see this.

And so we have to talk about that. And I want you guys to hear because he's going to come at you

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